1 00:00:38,670 --> 00:00:39,670 Hello. 2 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:16,130 Thank you. 3 00:03:44,690 --> 00:03:47,330 It's our new opening. Is it dynamite or what, huh? 4 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:50,250 It's dynamite. 5 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,790 So, you read the script? 6 00:03:52,110 --> 00:03:55,450 Yes, but there's some things I'd like to... Yeah, I know it's a piece of shit, 7 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:57,930 but writers today, what are you going to do? But we'll make it better. 8 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:03,250 What am I saying? You'll make it better. You're the genius. That heart 9 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:06,990 -wrenching documentary you made, what was it called? Silent Slumber of the 10 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:10,330 Sleeping Silver... Silver Shame of the Winter Woman. 11 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,050 That's the one. 12 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,740 It was brilliant. It was so brilliant I had to wear sunglasses to watch it. 13 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:20,560 And that's why we want you to direct our show. You know, make it special. 14 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,040 That sensitive women's kind of shit. 15 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:26,740 Yeah, but not too sensitive, you know, because our audience likes tits and ass. 16 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,680 But sensitive tits and ass. 17 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:36,900 Well, 18 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,860 it should be an exciting week. 19 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:43,090 Week? You got three days, but I know you can handle it. And I got one other 20 00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:45,710 problem. You know our star Biff Tuscaloosa? You know? 21 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:49,350 He's huge in Europe. It's like walking down the streets of Rome with the Pope. 22 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:50,770 I'm telling you, I kid you not. 23 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:55,070 Anyway, Biff has locked himself in his dressing room. He built a recording 24 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:57,990 studio, and we can't get him out to finish the shoot, so I thought you'd go 25 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,210 and have a little talk with him, because I know you can handle it. You know why? 26 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:04,110 Because you're, um, you're just so... Sensitive? 27 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:06,110 Exactamundo! 28 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:08,350 Something's happening here! There's a kinetic thing! 29 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:13,800 Come on, let me show you around campus. 30 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:19,940 So a lot of your films involve small animals, huh? Yeah, mostly birds, field 31 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:21,300 mice, snakes. 32 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,900 Yeah, yeah. That's interesting, huh? 33 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,100 Yeah. Over there is the wardrobe tent. 34 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,660 That's makeup and hair. 35 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:31,300 And right here is the director's tent, which is now yours. 36 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:32,820 Step inside. 37 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,880 Well, you see, the last director left in kind of a hurry. 38 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,940 You were kind of mental. 39 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,020 But if this doesn't suit you, you just change whatever you want. You know, you 40 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:49,380 can put up some pink doilies and stuff like that, any of that chick stuff. If 41 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:51,280 you don't make it, you're a place. I want you to be comfortable. 42 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,720 Come on. 43 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,280 So, where do we shoot the interiors? 44 00:05:57,580 --> 00:06:00,500 We got a public bathroom. It stinks, but it's got a great look. 45 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,920 And will you look at this beach, huh? 46 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,360 You couldn't build a set like this for a million dollars. 47 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,600 And the ocean's sitting right there. 48 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:08,180 Did I mention the water? 49 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,770 No. That's just a little minor pollution problem. 50 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:12,430 Is it dangerous? 51 00:06:13,030 --> 00:06:17,890 No, it's just a little raw sewage, a little chemical waste, stuff like that. 52 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:20,110 just don't let the actors stay in the water too long. They get sick. 53 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:24,070 But the script has major water rescue scenes in it. We'll just shoot around 54 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,870 you know? Maybe we can do some more shower scenes. 55 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,590 You can't shoot a fight sequence in a shower. 56 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,130 What, you never saw Psycho? 57 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,280 Well, let's go over to the casting director. 58 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:38,399 Wait, wait. 59 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,400 What was that? 60 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,120 It's our last director. 61 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,500 Sad, isn't it? 62 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:43,799 What are you going to do? 63 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:44,800 Come on. 64 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,100 And this is where we cast the show. Come on in and I'll introduce you to the 65 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,100 director, all right? Come on. 66 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,140 I want you to do it. Now, bend over, put your butt up. 67 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,140 Shake that with personality. 68 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,800 I want personality. Back there. 69 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:24,880 Personality, but bend with the... More from you. Much more. 70 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:30,340 But with personality, may I get a little bit of... Give it to me, give it to me, 71 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:33,800 give it to me. With personality, may I get a little bit of personality. From 72 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,260 what? This is Kathy Price. 73 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,840 Her fits are kind of small, but she does have a nice ass. 74 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,750 Maybe she could be one of the Girl Scouts, huh? 75 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:46,610 Hey, do me a favor. Drop your pants. Let me see your legs. Drop your pants? 76 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:49,830 Fred, Fred, this is our new director. We're very fortunate to have Kathy on 77 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:51,090 board. Please, treat her with respect. 78 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:53,390 Female director. 79 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,110 Injury. 80 00:07:57,830 --> 00:08:01,410 Very interesting. Hey, look, I can tell you two are going to be good pals. 81 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:02,710 You know that, huh? 82 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:04,330 I can feel the love here. 83 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:06,890 That's what I know. You know why I know? 84 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:10,250 Because you got to feel the love. 85 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,360 Milk to lose. 86 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:18,360 And love to win, you win. Break it down. See ya. Wouldn't want to beat ya. 87 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:20,340 David. 88 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,560 I'll talk to you later. 89 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,800 Make me proud, kid. Make me proud. 90 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:25,920 So, 91 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,559 what part are these girls reading for? 92 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,620 Stroke victim, age 32. 93 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:46,370 The stroke victim is supposed to be a nun. What, you think nuns don't swim? 94 00:08:47,090 --> 00:08:50,970 The nun is supposed to be 65. All these girls are in their 20s. Thank God. 95 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:54,450 You ever see a room full of half -naked old broads? Yeah. 96 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,130 Besides, they're actresses. They can act 65. 97 00:08:57,590 --> 00:09:00,430 Okay, look. Thank you, ladies. We'll let you know. 98 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:01,650 Don't call us. 99 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:03,210 We'll call you. Bye. 100 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,310 Bye, ladies. Thank you. 101 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:13,670 Okay, next, we've got the accountants with the broken arm, page 41. 102 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:14,870 Come on in, guys. 103 00:09:26,490 --> 00:09:27,670 Balance your budget. 104 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:55,450 Oh, my God, she's turning blue. 105 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:57,470 Do something quick. 106 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:01,370 Save my baby. 107 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:05,990 Uh -oh, Muffy, charge up the paddles. They're charged up, Biff. 108 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,310 Hurry, hurry, she's the light of my life. 109 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:11,090 Please don't let my baby die. 110 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,090 That is real nice, sweetheart. 111 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:17,270 Thank you. 112 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:20,730 I worked on it all night long. 113 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,230 I know. 114 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:31,650 I think she definitely has the right feel. What do you think? 115 00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:34,090 I'd like to see a few more people. 116 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,470 Trust me, trust me. 117 00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:38,390 She'll be great. 118 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:40,870 I'll work with her. 119 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,150 Well, we take lunch at 12 .30. 120 00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:50,670 Why don't we stop now? 121 00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:52,130 How about a burger? 122 00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:54,390 I'm a vegetarian. 123 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,890 So, we'll eat fruit. 124 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,310 It's only 10 o 'clock. 125 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,690 Excuse me. 126 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,170 Are you Kathy Price? 127 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,730 Yes. Great. I'm Jeff Harlan. I'm your assistant director. 128 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,200 I'm supposed to take you over to meet Beth. 129 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,260 Great. 130 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,380 Yes! I got it! I got it! 131 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,600 I did it! 132 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,560 Terrific, babe. You look great. 133 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,910 Oh, my God. Don't worry about her. That's Summer Anderson. She has a little 134 00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:57,910 coordination problem. 135 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:03,270 Jeff, wait up. 136 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:04,990 Jeff. 137 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,950 Jeff, sweetie, you've got to help me. I just heard that we've got a new 138 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:10,950 director, and this could be the big break that I've been waiting for. 139 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,330 Muffy, this is Kathy. 140 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:13,610 She's a... No problem. 141 00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:18,230 Ever since Summer came on the show, my part's been shrinking like a dick in ice 142 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:22,730 water. But this new director... He could really turn things around for me if 143 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:23,890 he's handled just right. 144 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:28,910 But I need your help. Oh, Muffy. Don't get me wrong. I'll struggle myself. 145 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:33,050 I just need you to help me handle him on the set later. 146 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:34,950 Okay. 147 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,850 I'll give you a hundred bucks. 148 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,870 Muffy. All right, all right, all right, all right. 149 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,410 Two hundred. 150 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,670 Maybe a little something extra on the side. 151 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:49,090 Oh, Muffy. 152 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,800 This is Kathy Price. 153 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:52,420 She's our new director. 154 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,500 Hi. 155 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,900 Your new director? 156 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,940 Yes. But you're a woman. Yes. 157 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:06,000 You wouldn't happen to be gay by any chance? 158 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,820 No. 159 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:10,220 Shit. Well, 160 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,560 gotta go. 161 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,860 or is everybody on this set crazy? 162 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,000 Well, to be fair, you haven't met everybody yet. 163 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,720 You are my love. 164 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,300 Now your turn. 165 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,040 Okay, let's go. 166 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,280 You are my love. 167 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,360 Yeah? 168 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,920 No, that's not exactly what we were looking for. Now is it? You're... 169 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:51,680 You're clenching your jaw. It needs to drop. You're tightening your throat. It 170 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,680 needs to be open. 171 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,720 Open the throat. 172 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,860 Okay, now. 173 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,540 Keep that in mind and... No, 174 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,820 no, that's not working. 175 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:10,480 Uh -oh, light bulb. I've got an idea. Why don't you just turn it a little 176 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,480 -wazzy around this way? 177 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:16,020 Okay, now what we're going to do is you're going to bend your little self 178 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,900 And on over, there you go. This will release the oxygen from your lungs into 179 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:25,040 your diaphragm, and it will enable you to sing just as though we need you to 180 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,780 Sing! You are my love! 181 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:32,320 Oh, yes. You fit me like a glove. Oh, yes, this is exactly. 182 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,280 Yes, I feel free. It's working. It's working for me. 183 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,580 I'm loving this. 184 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,220 Oh, yes. Ride me, son. 185 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,660 Oh, baby, this is wonderful. 186 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,360 Jeff, listen to my new song, man. 187 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:49,810 and introduce you to our new director. 188 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,350 Mr. Tuscaloosa. 189 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,510 Kathy Price. 190 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,290 Whoa, what a trip. 191 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,450 Somebody finally did something right around here. 192 00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:03,910 You know me? 193 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:04,529 Know you. 194 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,710 I was the one who recommended you for the show. 195 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:10,510 Oh, God, I'm a big fan of yours. 196 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:13,130 You guys can beat it. 197 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:16,850 Ms. Price and I would like to be alone. 198 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,080 I don't want to interrupt your practice. 199 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:29,900 No problem. Why don't you sit down over here on the bed? 200 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,020 So, where did you see my work? 201 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,460 I was at the festival when you won your award. 202 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,360 Would you like some of my cheese? 203 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,060 I have an excellent collection. 204 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:50,440 There's blue, cheddar, lemon burger, fish flavored... 205 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:54,810 And my favorite, Brazilian monkey cheese. 206 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,350 No, thanks. I don't eat dairy product. 207 00:15:58,650 --> 00:15:59,650 You're a loss. 208 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,050 You were in Deauville? 209 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:09,930 Yes. I told my PR guy I wanted to do something classy. 210 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,230 So he arranged for me to be a judge. 211 00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:15,230 It was a blast. 212 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:19,170 Except everybody kept going around talking in French all the time. 213 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:20,950 Well, it was in France. 214 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,690 Well, there you go. 215 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,070 You judged my film. 216 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:32,690 I gave it a ten. 217 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:34,950 Twice, when the other guys weren't looking. 218 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,450 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being rude. Would you like some? 219 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:44,850 No, thanks. 220 00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:48,930 So, when are you doing the show? 221 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,920 Tomorrow. Damn. 222 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,640 Really wanted to work with you. 223 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,520 Unfortunately, right now I'm in the middle of doing my next album. 224 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,360 Perhaps you could reschedule. 225 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,120 It's the last show of the season. 226 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:00,980 Oh, right. 227 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,040 Well, at least I tried. 228 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:05,839 Gee. 229 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,240 You know, it's a shame you're all tied up because I really wanted to use your 230 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,960 music and the love montages and the scene with the stroke victim's 231 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,319 Hey, we could use it. 232 00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:20,250 Whenever somebody turns on the radio. That's a great idea. 233 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,790 Or like, say, when somebody's driving or when they're in the shower. Or when 234 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,290 you're charging down the beach to the rescue. 235 00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:26,550 Bitch, yeah. 236 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:31,610 But what's the point of talking about this? You're too busy. 237 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,130 I'm just going to have to think of something else. 238 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,510 Damn it. 239 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:37,010 Times like this, I wish I weren't so talented. 240 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,750 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 241 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,410 I know what I'll do. 242 00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:45,030 I'll reschedule my schedule. 243 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,600 So I can do the show and my album at the same time. 244 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,160 I don't want you to strain yourself. Kathy, Kathy. 245 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,240 It's what art is all about. 246 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,380 You are my love. 247 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,520 Kathy, baby. 248 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,180 You are my love. 249 00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,730 See, it's real simple. The ball is attached to the paddle with this rubber 250 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,950 string. You hit the ball, and it bounces back. 251 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:48,170 You mean the paddle bounces back? 252 00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:52,130 No, sweetie, no, no, no. The ball, the ball bounces back. 253 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:53,410 See? 254 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:57,310 Oh, I get it. Here, you try. 255 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,600 Hey, Ma. Hey, there. 256 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,560 Keep practicing, honey. Keep practicing. 257 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,540 Hey, Summer. 258 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,720 Want to take a ride on my new sand buddy? 259 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:28,060 I've never driven a sand buddy before. 260 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,780 Is it hard? Oh, it's a piece of cake for someone like you. 261 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:35,460 See, this thingy makes it go fast, and this thing, this makes it go fast. 262 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,900 Well, which thingy makes it stop? 263 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,680 I don't know, but you'll figure it out. Gotta go. Bye. 264 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,620 I can't believe that. That's what we call here in America a ten and a stack 265 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:01,620 nines. 266 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:02,980 Nah. Nah. 267 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:07,380 Oh, look at this, huh? Any special skills on this? Special skills. 268 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:08,980 Bareback. 269 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,580 Oh, good, you're here. Please, come in, come in, come in, come in. 270 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,940 Kathy Price, this is Antonio Sedamente. 271 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,900 Mr. Sedamente's company is one of our biggest sponsors in Europe. 272 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,260 Ciao. 273 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:26,740 Cousy. 274 00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:31,980 Kathy Price is a big asset to Bikini Squad, Mr. Sedimenti. Oh, really? 275 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,080 Yes. And Mr. 276 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,140 Sedimenti wanted to get his niece some work on her show, and I told him that 277 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:39,740 are the one who can do it. Well, we can always use another extra. 278 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,340 Extra? Extra? Read all about it. 279 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:43,980 A starring role. 280 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,520 Well, does she have any acting ability? 281 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,560 No. 282 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,920 Well, then she'll fit right in. 283 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,720 It shouldn't be too difficult to change the guest star to an Italian. 284 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:56,820 She's Swedish. 285 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,100 It's a long story. 286 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,380 It's a long story. Well, 287 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,580 I'm so glad we had this time together, huh? 288 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:09,200 Perhaps your driver can drop me off at the hotel now? My driver? I'll drive you 289 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,460 myself, Mr. Sedimenti. Oh, it's very good. 290 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,750 We've had a little problem with the cameras. I thought you'd want to know 291 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,750 away. What's the problem? 292 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,530 Well, somebody came and took them off the truck. 293 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:36,490 What? What did the police say? 294 00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:38,650 We didn't report it. They weren't stolen. 295 00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:39,910 They were repossessed. 296 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:43,410 Repossessed? Yeah, David's been hassling about the bill with the cameras to fly 297 00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:44,410 out for months. 298 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,930 They just came and took the cameras back. 299 00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:49,150 We can't shoot a show without cameras. You must know that. 300 00:21:49,410 --> 00:21:50,670 What does he expect us to do? 301 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:52,610 Probably steal them. 302 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:56,710 Listen, I'll think of something. I don't know what yet, so we better plan loose. 303 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,530 Loose? Right. 304 00:22:08,179 --> 00:22:10,980 No, no, no, not now. Not now. But you promised. 305 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:15,320 You promised if I slept with you twice, I could read for a bigger part. 306 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:18,080 And this is the second time. 307 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,020 Okay, fine, fine. Do it now. 308 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:21,979 Oh, 309 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:30,080 no. 310 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:32,140 No, not my mother. 311 00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:35,040 Please don't tell me my mother tried to kill herself. 312 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:15,410 I can't do your show. You've got to get somebody else. 313 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:19,190 What are you talking about? There is nobody else. You're it. I changed my 314 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:22,890 I quit. You can't quit. You've got a contract. You break a contract, you're 315 00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:24,250 never working this town again. I don't care. 316 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,970 I'll wash cars. I'll scrub toilets. 317 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:29,790 I'll sell crack in playgrounds. Anything but direct this show. Well, calm down. 318 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:33,370 If there's a problem here, we'll work it out, all right? We're all professionals 319 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,510 here. Professionals? 320 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,580 The star of the show is a complete idiot. The casting director's a pimp. 321 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:42,340 got three days to shoot an entire show, no budget, and as of an hour ago, no 322 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:45,640 camera. So we got a few problems, huh? We're not perfect, all right? 323 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,840 But you better put things in perspective, young lady. Your last film 324 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,880 squirrel named Fluffy. 325 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,880 Fluffy had some integrity. 326 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,500 That's not fair. 327 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:57,760 Now, come on. All you've got is rookie shakes. That's all. 328 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,220 I'm not nervous. 329 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:03,260 I'm revolted. I can't work like this. Yes, you can. 330 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:08,440 No, I can't. Yes, you can. No, I can't. Can't. Can't. Can't. Can't. Babe, don't 331 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,300 you understand? Show business is my mistress. 332 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,000 When she's pretty, I want to pound her. When she's ugly, I don't want to touch 333 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,180 her. But every once in a while, you've got to close your eyes and mount that 334 00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:18,820 slimy bitch and just ride. 335 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880 That's beautiful. 336 00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:23,380 That's lovely. 337 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,700 What are you, a poet? 338 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,340 Look, all I'm saying is you and me, we are family, huh? 339 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,480 Okay? Come on, we're a team here, you and me, huh? 340 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,100 All right? People who need people, come on. 341 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,680 We'll work it out. I'm always there for you. 342 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,960 All right? 343 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,140 All right. Gotta go. 344 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,270 At least we have a cast. 345 00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:23,290 Sort of. 346 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:29,550 And if that front of yours comes through with the cameras... I just had a 347 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,550 horrible thought. 348 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:31,670 What? 349 00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:32,930 I hope we have film. 350 00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:34,970 We've got tons of it. Relax. 351 00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:36,710 It all gets easier from here on out. 352 00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:37,950 Really? 353 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,870 No, I was just lying to make you feel better. 354 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:43,150 How can you seem so normal in work here? 355 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:45,870 I went crazy a long time ago. I mean, how else do you think I could put up 356 00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:46,870 all this crap? 357 00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:48,550 Look, it's getting late. 358 00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:49,710 What do you say we, uh... 359 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,020 Take a break and go grab some dinner. Oh, I have got so much to do. 360 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:56,540 Come on. I know a terrific place right near here. 361 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,000 Fantastic music and all the food you can carry. 362 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,800 Would you do me a favor? 363 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,160 Yeah, sure. What? 364 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,120 Would you take your hair down for me? 365 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,460 Really? Yeah. I love long hair on men. 366 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,320 Okay. 367 00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:24,650 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 368 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:29,550 Would you, uh, do me a favor? 369 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:33,270 Maybe. Let me play with your foot? What? 370 00:26:33,490 --> 00:26:34,810 I give a great massage, really. 371 00:26:35,370 --> 00:26:36,370 Okay. 372 00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:41,270 Oh. 373 00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:42,870 Wow. 374 00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:45,410 Hey! 375 00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,220 What's wrong? Don't you like music? 376 00:26:56,820 --> 00:27:00,500 No, I love music. It's just that all of a sudden it feels really weird. 377 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,920 I feel like I'm in a movie or something. 378 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,760 I'll turn it off. No, don't. 379 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,120 I love movies. 380 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,480 No, I never get involved with people I work with. 381 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:19,980 Neither do I. 382 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:28,860 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 383 00:29:02,350 --> 00:29:03,350 My people. 384 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:06,350 David, what are you doing here? Mr. Sedamente found his niece. 385 00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:09,110 I am Yuli Kipperbangen. 386 00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:13,990 It's a pleasure to meet you. This is my assistant director, Jeff Harlan. 387 00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:15,450 Hi. Hi. 388 00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:20,110 Hi. I was just saying, the show needed a Swedish element. Ladies and gentlemen, 389 00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:21,270 an element from Sweden. 390 00:29:22,730 --> 00:29:24,550 Do you have much acting experience? 391 00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:28,450 Yes, I don't. My boyfriend has taken much pictures of me. 392 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:34,330 She doesn't need any experience. She's a natural. Trust me. David, we need the 393 00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:35,510 bathtub scene in here. 394 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:36,789 Done deal. 395 00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:41,610 My company makes bathroom stuff. Shower caps, sponges, soap on the rope. 396 00:29:42,770 --> 00:29:45,130 My ad campaign is centered around Julie here. 397 00:29:45,490 --> 00:29:47,130 Yeah, I am the loofah girl. 398 00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:53,770 No, Biff. You mustn't touch Mr. Fury. 399 00:29:54,150 --> 00:29:55,350 It's too late. 400 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,190 Where there's a will, there's a way. 401 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:00,350 No, Mr. 402 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:01,690 Fury is dead. 403 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,810 Dead. And I killed him. 404 00:30:05,210 --> 00:30:06,790 I killed my pal. 405 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:08,890 Somebody call for a dump truck? 406 00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:10,830 I did. We have a dead cat. 407 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:13,130 I see. How did it happen? 408 00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:14,770 It was an accident. 409 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:19,010 I sat on him. I can't do this. 410 00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:21,990 These words, they're too difficult to remember. 411 00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:23,530 I need shorter lines. 412 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:27,210 You want shorter lines, you'll get shorter lines. We just changed it, 413 00:30:27,210 --> 00:30:30,210 all. We'll get shorter writers with half -filled ink pens, okay? Whatever you 414 00:30:30,210 --> 00:30:31,290 want changed, we changed. 415 00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:33,590 My English is not good. 416 00:30:34,070 --> 00:30:38,190 Baby, that's where we got directors. And Kathy Price is one of the best 417 00:30:38,190 --> 00:30:41,910 directors there is. She'll work with you. She'll mold you. She'll make you a 418 00:30:41,910 --> 00:30:42,910 star, right? 419 00:30:43,990 --> 00:30:45,490 Oh, my God. 420 00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:50,210 Her tongue's been bitten off by amore eels. 421 00:30:56,170 --> 00:30:57,170 Wait here. 422 00:30:57,830 --> 00:30:59,050 I'll be right back. 423 00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:03,090 And cut. 424 00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:04,590 Works for me. 425 00:31:04,690 --> 00:31:05,830 Okay, let's print that one. 426 00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:08,890 Print. Hey, by the way, where did you get those cameras? They're great. 427 00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:10,450 Oh, man. 428 00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:12,030 You can shut your mouth now. 429 00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:13,690 Kathy, I always thought that one. 430 00:31:13,990 --> 00:31:17,250 But do you think I should have makeup put some of that tear stuff in my eyes 431 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,830 I can be crying when I say my lines? You know what? That's a great idea, Biff. 432 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:24,370 But listen, I wanted to save your tears for the big musical number at the end. 433 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,200 I forgot. 434 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,920 Um, I didn't know there was a big musical number at the end of the movie. 435 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,240 There's not. 436 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,860 Will you marry me? I want you to have my children. 437 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,340 We'll talk about that later. 438 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,720 Okay, everybody, next set up. Come on, people. 439 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,139 Oh, thanks. 440 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:20,140 Okay. 441 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,159 Me too. 442 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,160 Okay. 443 00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:29,660 There you go. 444 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,840 Thank you. 445 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:33,860 Muffy. 446 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,920 Isn't that incredible? 447 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,900 Too bad they couldn't do something with that schnoz of yours. 448 00:33:48,430 --> 00:33:49,990 No, you really ought to have that fixed. 449 00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:51,590 I did have it fixed. 450 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:53,230 No kidding. 451 00:33:54,770 --> 00:33:55,770 Don't feel bad. 452 00:33:56,010 --> 00:33:58,190 Doctors make mistakes just like anybody else. 453 00:33:58,810 --> 00:34:02,650 Well, good things must come in threes because David has told me I got more 454 00:34:02,650 --> 00:34:03,730 family than you did. 455 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:05,870 It's dead people. 456 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,250 Dead people come in threes. They do? 457 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,400 room at the top. 458 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,940 That's what's so great about this business. 459 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,340 Well. 460 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,139 Bitch. 461 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,520 You gotta work harder. 462 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,760 No more lunch breaks. 463 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:40,020 Work dinner too. 464 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:43,179 I don't care if it kills you. Just do it. 465 00:34:45,219 --> 00:34:46,219 Whatever it takes. 466 00:34:46,739 --> 00:34:50,960 I want 2 ,000 letters sent to me by this week and 3 ,000 by next week. 467 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,280 I got some new pages for you. 468 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,040 They cut my part? 469 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:05,920 They cut my part? 470 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,740 They can't do this to me. 471 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,700 It's that new bitch director, isn't it? 472 00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:12,020 She hates me. 473 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:13,420 No, David told her to do it. 474 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,120 David? Yeah. 475 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,440 He can't do this to me. 476 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:17,860 Take it up with him, okay? 477 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,640 I will, that creep. 478 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:46,230 All like scum -sucking toads. Muffy, sweetheart. 479 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:52,270 Gross! Give me any of that sweetheart crap. You cut my part. 480 00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:54,490 Now, Muffy, it's not what you think. I can explain. 481 00:35:55,310 --> 00:35:57,710 We had a deal. 482 00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:02,670 Honey, no, no. 483 00:37:03,350 --> 00:37:04,350 Honey, 484 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,030 my back. My back. You worm. 485 00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:12,310 I gave you the best years of my life. The glory of my womanhood. And you 486 00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:12,988 my arm. 487 00:37:12,990 --> 00:37:16,310 I could strangle you. Honey, you don't understand. It's not what you think. I 488 00:37:16,310 --> 00:37:17,009 did it for you. 489 00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:17,868 Oh, that's bullshit. 490 00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:20,090 That's what you told me ever since you hired that little bitch Summer. 491 00:37:21,110 --> 00:37:23,810 Honey, I'm sabotaging the show. 492 00:37:24,090 --> 00:37:25,090 What? 493 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,270 I'm sabotaging the show. 494 00:37:27,670 --> 00:37:29,150 It can't go on any longer. 495 00:37:29,450 --> 00:37:30,930 I have to stop the show now. 496 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,750 What? 497 00:37:32,870 --> 00:37:37,270 I'm losing $200 ,000 per episode. The syndicators won't let me out of my 498 00:37:37,270 --> 00:37:40,830 contract. The only way out is if I default and I don't deliver the amount 499 00:37:40,830 --> 00:37:43,450 shows they want me to bring in. This show has to end now. 500 00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:44,770 But that's crazy. 501 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,930 Oh, really? Why do you think I got the chick director, huh? This show's got to 502 00:37:47,930 --> 00:37:50,510 go down in flames, but it's got to look legit because it's worth millions. 503 00:37:51,990 --> 00:37:52,990 Millions? 504 00:37:53,150 --> 00:37:56,850 Millions. And once I'm out from underneath this bikini squad... 505 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,340 I can produce the show I always promised you. 506 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:01,780 My own show? 507 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:04,220 Yes, your own show. 508 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,120 You poor, poor baby. 509 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:13,860 All the stress that you must have been under. Why didn't you tell me? 510 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:18,520 I wanted to, Poopsie, I really did. But I was worried that something might 511 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,080 happen to you if something were wrong. 512 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,040 Oh, of course you did, baby. 513 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,460 But everything's going to be okay now. 514 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:33,020 And I'm going to make everything okay. But first, we have to relieve a little 515 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:35,560 bit of my snookium stench. 516 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:36,780 Yeah. 517 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,540 Let's play spy. 518 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,400 Yeah. 519 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,200 It's been so long. 520 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,400 I don't know. 521 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,360 I'm in Russia. 522 00:38:56,460 --> 00:39:00,180 Comment Russia, this is Agent XQ calling. 523 00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:34,630 the jet ski team. They were supposed to be here an hour ago. 524 00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:36,170 I can't shoot around them all day. 525 00:39:36,690 --> 00:39:39,050 Didn't David tell you we had to cut the jet ski team? What? 526 00:39:39,350 --> 00:39:40,450 Well, we couldn't fit him in the budget. 527 00:39:40,690 --> 00:39:43,370 He can't do that. I've got to have the jet ski team. 528 00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:44,610 Didn't he read the script? 529 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:46,470 If he did, it would be a first. 530 00:39:46,670 --> 00:39:49,590 David only reads the trades and the obituaries. He likes to know who's dead. 531 00:39:50,030 --> 00:39:51,030 Where is he? 532 00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,050 Probably in his office. 533 00:39:52,370 --> 00:39:54,930 Okay, listen, can you get the extras together for the Frisbee sequence? 534 00:39:55,190 --> 00:39:56,490 I'm going to go find David. All right. 535 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,560 musical instruments, like a guitar or a tambourine? 536 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800 The radio? 537 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,240 That count? 538 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,620 Sure. 539 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,640 I have a radio in my room. 540 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,240 Why don't you come by later and I'll audition you for my new act? 541 00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:22,660 Who knows? 542 00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:25,540 I might even be able to use you in my next album. 543 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:28,540 Cool. You ever study any singing? 544 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,760 No. I could teach you. 545 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,160 I don't know. 546 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:35,640 My mom's a ventron dad. 547 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:37,220 No way. 548 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,180 So was I until I started studying. 549 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:40,700 Now listen. 550 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:47,740 You are my 551 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:52,140 love. I thank the lucky stars above. 552 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,440 You are my love. 553 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:43,750 Don't even. 554 00:41:46,150 --> 00:41:49,220 Hey. Did Michelangelo have to poke for a bigger ceiling? 555 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,500 No! And what do we got now? 556 00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:52,880 A masterpiece! 557 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,400 You understand? 558 00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,420 A masterpiece! 559 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,800 Less is more, honey! 560 00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:45,030 I was hoping there might be some other explanation, but... But what? 561 00:42:45,590 --> 00:42:47,550 It's pretty bad. Can you take it? 562 00:42:48,830 --> 00:42:52,950 The jet ski is one of five that mysteriously disappeared in the Bermuda 563 00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:53,950 six years ago. 564 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:57,750 From microscopic marks on the seat and handlebars, it's clear that whoever was 565 00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,670 driving it was invisible. 566 00:43:00,430 --> 00:43:01,430 Oh, no! 567 00:43:01,490 --> 00:43:06,790 How could that happen? We can't be sure, but they were probably aliens. 568 00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:12,940 Well, they do that sort of thing from time to time. We try to keep it quiet to 569 00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:14,180 avoid panicking the beachgoers. 570 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,440 You mean there's invisible jet skiers around here someplace? 571 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:19,820 Well, unfortunately, no. 572 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,180 The tracks lead to the sea. 573 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,900 My theory is the stress of being invisible was too much for the little 574 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:28,720 and the poor bastards to drown themselves. 575 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:31,300 There's just one other thing. 576 00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:35,020 I found this on the jet ski. 577 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,880 It's Brad's race! Yes. 578 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,960 This was your brother's gesture. 579 00:43:41,260 --> 00:43:45,580 We knew he disappeared, but not like this. 580 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,120 Why this? 581 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,040 Why? I don't know. 582 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,360 Sometimes bad things happen to good people. 583 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,900 It's like the Swedish girl that got her tongue bit out by the moray eel. 584 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,860 It's just fate. 585 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,080 And sometimes fate is hard to swallow. 586 00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:03,720 But we do it anyway. 587 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:05,560 We have to swallow to live. 588 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,300 The Swedish girl taught me that. 589 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,540 It doesn't make the pain any easier. 590 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,800 I know it doesn't. 591 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:20,820 Maybe if you spent some time with the Swedish girl, you'd feel better. 592 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,480 I know I did. 593 00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:27,000 Cut! That was beautiful. That was perfect, you guys. 594 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,640 Oil? 595 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,900 I thought you were sabotaging the show. 596 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,240 Soon. When? 597 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,560 Soon. When? Soon. When? Soon. 598 00:45:13,290 --> 00:45:14,910 Why don't we celebrate the finish of your first day? 599 00:45:16,450 --> 00:45:17,970 Oh, I better not. 600 00:45:18,390 --> 00:45:20,510 Come on. You made it through the first day. 601 00:45:20,850 --> 00:45:22,030 There's only two more to go. 602 00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:24,589 You're right. 603 00:45:24,590 --> 00:45:27,310 But don't make fun of me if I start to drool and slur my words. 604 00:45:27,570 --> 00:45:28,570 Good deal. 605 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,200 So Liv has a vibrating bed, huh? Or so he says. 606 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:49,320 Maybe I should shoot the earthquake scene on his bed. 607 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,620 You know, I'm surprised you haven't quit the show yet. 608 00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:59,260 Well, I like a challenge, and this is definitely a challenge. 609 00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:03,920 Sure is beautiful out here, huh? 610 00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:06,980 Want to make out? 611 00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:08,700 You bet. 612 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,760 You won't get to... 613 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,439 to side. 614 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,640 Oil rigs pumping. 615 00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:07,060 Oil rigs pumping. 616 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:12,080 Side to side. Open up those windpipes. Side to side. Side to side. Clench the 617 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:16,720 buttocks. Inside you hold that silver dollar. Don't. You drop it. Bend at the 618 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,440 waist. Very good. 619 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:22,720 Yes. We're getting very, very close. 620 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:27,600 That's the way we like to do it. Here we come. Please get ready. Here we go. 621 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:32,940 It's coming. I feel it. It's close. It's near. And now I want you to say. 622 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:08,370 Tell my brother. In so many ways, you're so alike. 623 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,590 He didn't talk much either. 624 00:49:11,970 --> 00:49:13,130 Stick it in your palm! 625 00:49:14,450 --> 00:49:15,710 I hate this! 626 00:49:15,950 --> 00:49:17,630 This bandage is itch! 627 00:49:18,150 --> 00:49:20,030 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the problem? 628 00:49:20,530 --> 00:49:22,270 I am the loofah girl! 629 00:49:22,890 --> 00:49:25,790 My face must show or nobody will know this! 630 00:49:26,110 --> 00:49:28,270 Honey, you had a very serious external injury. 631 00:49:37,420 --> 00:49:38,420 your own show. 632 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,060 You are the bullshit man. 633 00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:41,620 I know this. 634 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:42,860 I'll go back to Sweden. 635 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,280 Hey, you can't go back to Sweden. 636 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,000 Hey, hey, you go back to Sweden and you'll never do lunch in this town 637 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,480 Damn. 638 00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:52,660 This is not good. 639 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,660 This is not good. She'd go to her boyfriend and he pulls the sponsorship 640 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:58,640 show. David, she just needs to cool down. I'll just shoot around her. 641 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,880 I don't give a damn about her, that little cheesehead. 642 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,520 You know what I care about? There's a God up there and he hates me. 643 00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:06,220 Damn. 644 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,500 You haven't said a word since karate practice. 645 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,400 What's wrong? 646 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,480 It's my daddy. 647 00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:45,920 He wants me to give up being a lifeguard. 648 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:47,240 That's crazy. 649 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,740 You're one of the best damn lifeguards on the beach. 650 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,780 Daddy says it's not enough. 651 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,940 He wants me to do something more worthwhile with my life. 652 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,260 You save lives. 653 00:50:57,940 --> 00:51:00,380 What on earth could be more worthwhile than that? 654 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:03,440 Well, daddy doesn't think that way. He's a lawyer. 655 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800 I see. 656 00:51:06,410 --> 00:51:08,270 Would you like for me to speak to him for you? 657 00:51:08,830 --> 00:51:14,430 No. He thinks you're a bum, a low -life climber with a bad haircut, a thot -off 658 00:51:14,430 --> 00:51:18,130 rat with sea water for brains, a candy ant. I think I get the idea. 659 00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:21,330 What am I going to do? 660 00:51:22,450 --> 00:51:26,410 Well, you could move out of your mansion and come live with me. 661 00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:32,430 I know it won't be what you're used to, but we'd be together, and you'd still be 662 00:51:32,430 --> 00:51:33,430 a lifeguard. 663 00:51:34,030 --> 00:51:35,030 What do you say? 664 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,520 taking a bit with? 665 00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:42,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 666 00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:44,420 Cut. 667 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:49,020 Hold everything. 668 00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:52,040 That last line was not in the script. 669 00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:54,580 All right, everybody clear out. 670 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,420 Hello. Come on, Bill. Let's go for a little walk. 671 00:51:57,980 --> 00:52:00,420 You see, we're making a few changes on the show, you know? 672 00:52:00,740 --> 00:52:04,960 This man -woman thing is getting very, very boring. Everybody does it. We want 673 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,040 to spice it up, you know, with a little bit of that... Prime time, you know, 674 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,040 network edge. 675 00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:10,420 That's a good idea. 676 00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:11,800 Yeah, we're making your character gay. 677 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,240 No way. 678 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:17,240 I've got an image. 679 00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:18,780 Fans won't go for that. 680 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000 You're an actor. 681 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,820 You're a great actor. 682 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:24,140 What would Stanislavski say? 683 00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:26,640 He'd say, the magic what if. 684 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,200 What if Biff was gay? 685 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,860 Huh? He'd say, hide and explore. 686 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:36,940 He'd say, seize the day. He'd say... Find your moment. He'd say, play it to 687 00:52:36,940 --> 00:52:37,940 top of your intelligence. 688 00:52:39,420 --> 00:52:40,420 I don't know. 689 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:45,800 I forgot to mention your co -star for the premiere, Mr. David Hasselhoff. 690 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,400 No way! 691 00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:48,459 Way? 692 00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:49,560 Would I get a new wardrobe? 693 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,980 The best, Bob Mackie. 694 00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:56,360 What happens to me and Sam? You get back together next season, after we find out 695 00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,520 you had a sex change operation. 696 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,040 It's a beautiful thing. I was crying reading it. 697 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,570 Yeah, but... This week's love montage. I already rehearsed it thinking of 698 00:53:05,570 --> 00:53:06,509 regular sex. 699 00:53:06,510 --> 00:53:09,310 Don't worry about that. We keep the love montage. It's the highlight of the 700 00:53:09,310 --> 00:53:14,570 show. You just play it a little, um, little, you know, um... Ambivalent. 701 00:53:15,590 --> 00:53:16,590 Ambivalent! Yes! 702 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,610 Message. It's a message. Huh? 703 00:53:19,150 --> 00:53:21,330 Make me proud. 704 00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:28,030 Hey, you. Come here. You. Hey. 705 00:53:37,419 --> 00:53:40,340 Listen, we've got a real problem. The sound recorder's busted. What? I don't 706 00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:42,320 know what happened. Neither does the sound guy. It was working fine before 707 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,580 break, and now it's trashed. 708 00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:46,600 Well, he must have a spare. Yeah, on the sound truck, and it's in the shop. 709 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,100 Look, I'll rent one. Relax. 710 00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:50,860 We can't rent one. Nobody will rent to us. 711 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,900 Well, we can't shoot a show with no sound. 712 00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:55,380 All right, we're just going to have to shut it down so we can work this thing 713 00:53:55,380 --> 00:53:56,920 out. We don't have any time to shut down. 714 00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:58,840 You're right. 715 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000 Damn it. 716 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,160 Well, you did the best you could. 717 00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:06,380 It's only fair that I go. 718 00:54:07,050 --> 00:54:08,170 Tell the crew what happened. 719 00:54:09,410 --> 00:54:10,750 Wait a minute, I've got an idea. 720 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:12,790 What? 721 00:54:15,850 --> 00:54:20,550 Yeah, I think the aliens are trying to contact me. My phone seems to be ringing 722 00:54:20,550 --> 00:54:21,550 when I'm not home. 723 00:54:22,810 --> 00:54:23,910 Then how do you know it's ringing? 724 00:54:24,990 --> 00:54:26,110 That's the crazy part. 725 00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:27,330 I just know. 726 00:54:28,590 --> 00:54:29,830 My God, you're right. 727 00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:32,170 It must be the aliens. 728 00:54:33,010 --> 00:54:34,430 What else on earth could it be? 729 00:54:37,290 --> 00:54:38,290 How was that for sound? 730 00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:39,890 What else on Earth could it be? 731 00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:41,490 It works. We got it. All right. 732 00:54:41,770 --> 00:54:43,710 Yes, we got it. We got it. 733 00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:44,180 Well, I'm kind of in a hurry. I've got like 10 minutes for lunch, then I'm 734 00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:45,180 to be back on the set. 735 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,440 Dang! I needed help putting on my body oil. 736 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,500 Rudy normally does it, but he had to go get more rigs for the extras. 737 00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:57,260 Um, I'm not in that much of a hurry. 738 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,840 I really appreciate it. I'll make it extra somehow. 739 00:56:11,790 --> 00:56:15,710 Rudy just sprays his stuff on. Oh, no, no, no, no. It doesn't look as good on 740 00:56:15,710 --> 00:56:18,810 camera. You have to rub it in with the grain. 741 00:56:19,090 --> 00:56:21,810 It's very technical. It took me years to learn it. 742 00:56:23,310 --> 00:56:27,210 You're so smart, Biff. That's what I love about you. Well, thank you, Summer. 743 00:56:27,950 --> 00:56:30,510 Don't get me wrong. I love your body. 744 00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:32,450 But it's your mind I go for. 745 00:56:32,670 --> 00:56:33,670 Say something smart. 746 00:56:34,950 --> 00:56:36,490 Huh? Say something smart. 747 00:56:37,270 --> 00:56:40,450 Um, you know the stuff that gets in your belly button? 748 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,940 Well, that's called conure. And if you saved it all up for a year, you'd have 749 00:56:44,940 --> 00:56:46,280 enough to knit a pair of socks. 750 00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:50,240 Stop it. That just turns me on. 751 00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:52,260 Mark! Mark! Mark! 752 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,220 Dogs only see in black and white. 753 00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:56,680 That's why they never watch color TV. 754 00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,760 Mark! Mark! Mark! 755 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,860 Horses only see in black and white. No, no. 756 00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:04,660 You can tell how old a horse is by looking into his mouth and counting his 757 00:57:04,660 --> 00:57:08,340 teeth. Unless you've had them fixed. And then you have to look into his nose and 758 00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:10,000 count the hairs. 759 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,200 I love your chest hairs. 760 00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:52,120 I love yours too. 761 00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:49,220 Head poisoning. 762 00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:51,340 You're sure? 763 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,220 I'm afraid so. 764 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,900 Worst case I've seen in years. 765 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,400 It happens to the Swedes worse than anyone. 766 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,580 But how could this have happened? 767 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,920 She was fine a few hours ago. 768 00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:04,520 A sudden trauma? 769 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,500 A blow to the stallion ganglia? 770 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,280 Hard to say. 771 00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:14,380 Damn. Is there anything you, I, me, us, anything anyone can do? An operation 772 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,680 might relieve the pressure. 773 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,480 Or it could kill her. 774 00:59:17,930 --> 00:59:21,410 Then again, I just might make a crab bologna sandwich and walk funny. 775 00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:23,350 It's a big risk, but it's your decision. 776 00:59:24,090 --> 00:59:25,130 My decision? 777 00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:27,010 Me? I? 778 00:59:27,450 --> 00:59:28,450 Why me? 779 00:59:28,510 --> 00:59:29,710 You're the end -life God. 780 00:59:30,050 --> 00:59:31,910 Who could possibly be more qualified? 781 00:59:32,310 --> 00:59:33,530 Oh, right. 782 00:59:33,790 --> 00:59:37,950 You don't have to make a decision now, Biff. For now, just change the bondage 783 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:42,270 every hour and keep the flies off the girls. I'll be at the hospital if you 784 00:59:42,270 --> 00:59:43,229 me. 785 00:59:43,230 --> 00:59:44,230 Thank you, Doctor. 786 00:59:45,330 --> 00:59:46,570 Good luck, little lady. 787 00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:50,740 Inga? 788 00:59:53,180 --> 00:59:54,180 I love you. 789 00:59:57,020 --> 00:59:58,640 I didn't know it until now. 790 01:00:00,340 --> 01:00:03,440 I love... I love you. 791 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,360 Inga? 792 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:12,820 Inga! 793 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,280 Yeah. 794 01:01:44,810 --> 01:01:46,590 I can't shoot a show without a wardrobe tent. 795 01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:52,910 Oh, so much memories in here. 796 01:02:26,090 --> 01:02:30,030 out of the jeep and head for the water we'll figure out why later but for now 797 01:02:30,030 --> 01:02:33,870 just go for it okay summer when muffie runs into the water you're gonna be 798 01:02:33,870 --> 01:02:37,170 standing on the tower next to biff looking through your binoculars biff's 799 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:42,350 run down the ramp into the water and you yell your line what's her line biff 800 01:02:42,350 --> 01:02:46,670 don't she's too fat send for the boat right you yell your line you grab your 801 01:02:46,670 --> 01:02:49,050 life buoy and you chase after him got it 802 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:49,400 Well, no bones are broken. 803 01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:50,660 Damn. 804 01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:51,899 Damn lucky. 805 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:52,900 Yeah. 806 01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:55,440 You probably just bruised your leg really bad. I better take your pants off 807 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,440 make sure. Not now. 808 01:03:56,660 --> 01:03:59,140 I got to get this shot before I lose the flight. 809 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:03,280 Don't be ridiculous. You need to be examined. I'm calling a doctor. I'm 810 01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:06,860 I insist. You could have internal injuries. You could have a concussion. 811 01:04:06,860 --> 01:04:09,700 spine might have fallen out. You know, David's right. He should be checked out. 812 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:14,840 Look, I promise you can give me a complete physical later. I'm really 813 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:16,939 Get it. 814 01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:18,020 Let's just move on to first positions. 815 01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:19,940 Okay, first positions, people. Come on. 816 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:23,940 You call that driving, huh? 817 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,020 Two more feet and our troubles are over. I couldn't be that obvious. You know, I 818 01:04:27,020 --> 01:04:28,020 could end up in jail. 819 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,220 Oh, you know, you can be so selfish sometimes. It's really disgusting. You 820 01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:32,218 that? Please. 821 01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:34,120 Please. You're the most selfish. Oh, stop. 822 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,440 Stop. Stop. 823 01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:37,060 Stop. Oh, go. 824 01:04:50,730 --> 01:04:52,090 You're the hottest, Summer. 825 01:04:52,610 --> 01:04:54,330 You're the coolest, Biff. 826 01:04:54,670 --> 01:04:58,270 Um, you know, if we had babies, they'd be really cute. 827 01:04:58,570 --> 01:04:59,770 And blonde, too. 828 01:05:00,270 --> 01:05:03,330 I love babies. They have such small ears. 829 01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:07,050 Yeah. And they've got those little heads with the little soft spots. 830 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:10,790 You've got to be careful not to touch them too hard. You might hurt their 831 01:05:10,790 --> 01:05:14,270 brains. Will you marry me, Biff? 832 01:05:15,490 --> 01:05:16,490 Sure. 833 01:05:27,050 --> 01:05:28,050 We have to talk. 834 01:05:29,310 --> 01:05:32,230 Muffy, can it wait? I'm just about to shoot the love montage and I can't lose 835 01:05:32,230 --> 01:05:33,029 the sunset. 836 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:34,810 It's about the love montage. 837 01:05:37,190 --> 01:05:39,810 Would you show this to the crew and I'll be with you in a second? You bet. 838 01:05:40,430 --> 01:05:41,430 What's the problem? 839 01:05:41,870 --> 01:05:43,570 Well, can we walk? It helps me think. 840 01:05:46,170 --> 01:05:48,210 I'm not happy with the love montage. 841 01:05:48,650 --> 01:05:49,910 You're not in the love montage. 842 01:05:50,270 --> 01:05:51,450 Well, that's why I'm not happy. 843 01:05:53,110 --> 01:05:57,710 Muffy. Every episode of Bikini Squad has a love montage with Biff and Summer. 844 01:05:57,830 --> 01:05:58,830 It's expected. 845 01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:01,690 Well, that's why I thought I should be in this one, because people are sick of 846 01:06:01,690 --> 01:06:02,750 seeing the two of them together. 847 01:06:03,110 --> 01:06:05,450 But aren't you supposed to be in love with Summer's dead brother? 848 01:06:06,050 --> 01:06:07,150 Well, I figured that out. 849 01:06:07,410 --> 01:06:12,510 I could still do the love montage with Biff, but I could be thinking about the 850 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:13,368 dead guy. 851 01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:15,250 And how will the audience know this exactly? 852 01:06:15,970 --> 01:06:19,670 Well, we could superimpose pictures of him in the clouds, and then I could look 853 01:06:19,670 --> 01:06:22,730 up into the sky and blow kisses at him discreetly. Muffy. 854 01:06:23,310 --> 01:06:26,310 Even if we had the time to shoot this and the money for the special effects, 855 01:06:26,430 --> 01:06:29,810 which we don't, don't you think that your fans would expect you to be a 856 01:06:29,810 --> 01:06:33,030 more heartbroken over Summer's brother to be with Biff? 857 01:06:33,910 --> 01:06:34,910 No. 858 01:06:35,230 --> 01:06:36,830 Because they'd want me to be happy. 859 01:06:38,310 --> 01:06:43,070 Because they know if I'm not happy, I might not do the show at all. 860 01:06:45,850 --> 01:06:47,570 Muffy, come on. 861 01:06:47,870 --> 01:06:49,610 You're one of the biggest stars on TV. 862 01:06:50,030 --> 01:06:51,990 I can't do the show without you, you know that. 863 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,260 Come on, Summer's just starting her career. 864 01:06:55,780 --> 01:06:59,660 Can't you find it in your heart to help her out and to help me out by doing the 865 01:06:59,660 --> 01:07:00,800 love montage as planned? 866 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:03,640 Look at you. 867 01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:35,359 Quit being so damn macho. 868 01:08:35,740 --> 01:08:36,819 I'll show you macho. 869 01:08:37,779 --> 01:08:38,779 Ow! 870 01:08:41,220 --> 01:08:42,220 How's your leg feel? 871 01:08:43,180 --> 01:08:46,899 Sore, but as long as I don't look at it, I'm okay. I'm very visual. 872 01:08:47,319 --> 01:08:50,100 Well, then I'll look at it. Somebody has to. It might be serious. Oh, yeah. 873 01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:51,740 Somebody has to, Dr. Jeff. 874 01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:55,899 Ow! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. 875 01:08:56,420 --> 01:08:58,240 You didn't. I just thought you were going to. 876 01:08:58,580 --> 01:08:59,580 I'm sensitive. 877 01:08:59,779 --> 01:09:01,279 I know. David told me. 878 01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:12,120 Bad Bruce wish you to let me take you to the doctor nag nag nag. 879 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:13,500 I'll get some ice 880 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:20,660 Gonna 881 01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:29,859 be 882 01:09:29,859 --> 01:09:30,859 cold 883 01:11:07,370 --> 01:11:08,370 Thank you. 884 01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:47,220 What are you wearing heels for? 885 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:48,360 You 886 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:55,900 get 887 01:11:55,900 --> 01:12:00,040 in there and steal the film. Me steal it? You steal it. You steal it. You. 888 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:09,980 Get me down from 889 01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:10,980 here, please. 890 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:29,390 You gave great direction. 891 01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:35,330 I love the way you smell. 892 01:12:36,950 --> 01:12:37,950 It's perfume. 893 01:12:38,910 --> 01:12:39,910 Ah, perfume. 894 01:12:40,930 --> 01:12:42,470 The music of the nose. 895 01:12:46,130 --> 01:12:49,830 Ah! Oh, I'm sorry. 896 01:12:50,690 --> 01:12:52,570 It's just that you pinched my bad leg. 897 01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:54,910 It's my fault. I'm sorry. I should have been more careful. 898 01:12:56,650 --> 01:12:57,650 Does it hurt? 899 01:12:58,090 --> 01:12:59,190 Yeah, but it's good pain. 900 01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:03,550 How's your leg feel? 901 01:13:04,770 --> 01:13:05,770 It's better. 902 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:08,770 I think the swelling has gone down. That's good. 903 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:13,250 It seems to be catching. 904 01:13:13,930 --> 01:13:14,950 Give me a break. 905 01:13:18,670 --> 01:13:20,490 Maybe I spoke too soon. 906 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:43,079 Last day. 907 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,120 And we're ahead of schedule. 908 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:45,620 We pulled it off, kiddo. 909 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,560 Well, we still have one more day. 910 01:13:47,860 --> 01:13:52,640 I don't want to be superstitious or anything, but... We're fucked. I'm 911 01:13:52,700 --> 01:13:54,100 You're fucked. The show's fucked. We're all fucked. 912 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,279 What's the matter? 913 01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,100 We're fucked. Somebody broke into the camera truck last night and stole all 914 01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,320 film. Everything we shot is gone. It's history. See you. Out of here. 915 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:01,840 But we can reshoot. 916 01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:04,160 We can't reshoot. We don't have the time. 917 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,100 The film has to be the lab by 7 to be processed so we can get it to the 918 01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:08,840 stations. We're syndicated, remember? 919 01:14:09,180 --> 01:14:11,320 Let's just face it, boys and girls. We're fucked. 920 01:14:11,690 --> 01:14:14,610 Well, if we have two film crews working at the same time, we can recover the 921 01:14:14,610 --> 01:14:15,389 lost footage. 922 01:14:15,390 --> 01:14:16,390 It won't work. 923 01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,630 It will work. 924 01:14:18,630 --> 01:14:19,630 Let's go. 925 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,630 Look, the union won't allow it. 926 01:14:23,310 --> 01:14:25,170 The insurance companies won't cover it. 927 01:14:25,790 --> 01:14:27,470 Hey, did I mention I got a bad back? 928 01:16:25,059 --> 01:16:28,160 Wow. Good stuff. I'll take another. 929 01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:31,720 Yeah, thank you. 930 01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:40,780 Hey, do you have any cheese to go with this? 931 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:45,820 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Biff. No cheese. 932 01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:47,240 Only Valium. 933 01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:49,360 Lots and lots of Valium. 934 01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:50,719 Oh, no. 935 01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:53,420 Biff, help me. Save me, Mr. Biff. 936 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:58,220 Mr. Biff to save me. Please, Biff, save me. Come, Buzzard. Come. 937 01:16:58,520 --> 01:16:59,740 Come feed on him. 938 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:02,440 Come feed on Mr. Biff who's lost his bus. 939 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,880 Hey, Biff. 940 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:07,500 What happened? 941 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,500 I don't know. I was just walking by and I saw Biff collapse. 942 01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:11,400 Maybe he got too much sun. 943 01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:12,960 I think we're going to kill Kathy. 944 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,960 Damn, I guess we're really fucked now, huh? 945 01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:21,440 No way we can finish this shoot without Biff. 946 01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:29,980 They're doing it right now. I thought you would want to know. 947 01:17:30,220 --> 01:17:32,740 But I put them on the ambulance myself, for Christ's sake. I saw them drive 948 01:17:32,740 --> 01:17:36,140 away. Well, Kathy said she found some way to save the show, and then she went 949 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,140 and she got Biff back. 950 01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:39,660 This bitch is starting to drive me crazy. Who does she think she is? What 951 01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:40,660 they do, revive him? 952 01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:44,560 Kind of. Kind of? I put enough drugs in his drink, and I got a fucking rhino. 953 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:47,900 Well, she said she would make it work, whatever that means. 954 01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:49,179 She said, damn. 955 01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:51,860 Oh, this bitch is starting to drive me crazy. You know that? She's really 956 01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:55,260 getting on my nerves, you know? After all I've done for her. And this, this is 957 01:17:55,260 --> 01:17:56,260 how she repays me, huh? 958 01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:01,020 After all this time, every time I try to get out, they keep bringing me back in. 959 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:05,840 He's in a coma. 960 01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:09,140 Oh, my God. We have to get him to the hospital. 961 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,460 He can't be moved in this condition. 962 01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:15,400 What can we do, doctor? 963 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:17,180 We've got to keep him warm. 964 01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:20,840 But not too warm. 965 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:25,620 We have to stimulate his cerebral cortex. The next few minutes is very, 966 01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:29,560 crucial. If only I had a radio or a radio player or something. 967 01:18:29,820 --> 01:18:30,799 Will this work? 968 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:31,800 Yes, give me, give me. 969 01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:37,720 How will we know it's working? 970 01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:39,480 He'll be dreaming. 971 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,460 How do we know he's dreaming? 972 01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:43,220 Eye movement. 973 01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:46,000 Like that, look, look. 974 01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:49,000 I don't see anything. 975 01:18:50,570 --> 01:18:52,410 What's not? You're not a doctor. 976 01:18:52,830 --> 01:18:55,590 But his eyes are moving and he is dreaming. 977 01:18:56,190 --> 01:18:57,190 He has a chance. 978 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:00,750 It's America! 979 01:19:07,450 --> 01:19:11,890 Oh, no, get off. Stop that. Stop that. This man could be in a hospital. 980 01:19:12,250 --> 01:19:15,210 He's okay. We just need a couple more shots. No, we're coming. A couple more 981 01:19:15,210 --> 01:19:16,430 shots. Oh, yeah, stop. 982 01:19:17,210 --> 01:19:18,210 Get up. Get up. 983 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:21,679 Let go. 984 01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:22,780 We need this shot. 985 01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:24,240 You're fired. 986 01:19:24,380 --> 01:19:25,380 Let go. 987 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:30,020 Get him off me. Get him off me. 988 01:19:31,780 --> 01:19:34,580 What is war with you people? What are you thinking? 989 01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:37,000 This man could have been seriously injured. 990 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:42,320 You're fired. You're fired. You're all fired. You're fired. I'm sorry, David. I 991 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:45,780 am completely responsible for this. It's not their fault. It was my idea to rig 992 01:19:45,780 --> 01:19:46,619 up this. 993 01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:50,040 Duh. But don't worry, I'll just think of another way to finish the show. No, 994 01:19:50,180 --> 01:19:52,480 it's over. Go home. All of you, home. 995 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:54,300 We still have a couple of hours before the deadline. 996 01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:59,620 Not! No! Stop! I got it. We put Jeff in a wig and Biff's jacket and we shoot it 997 01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:04,660 from behind. Oh, you're doing it again. That perky, optimistic stuff. I hate 998 01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:06,060 that. But I... Shut up! 999 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,120 Okay, put your hands up. 1000 01:20:11,380 --> 01:20:12,920 Put them up! Are you crazy? 1001 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:14,318 A little. 1002 01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:15,320 Now give me the film. 1003 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,060 Give me the film right now and hand it over. 1004 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,400 Come on. 1005 01:20:48,270 --> 01:20:50,690 Let him keep the damn film. Like hell, I'd come this far. 1006 01:20:52,350 --> 01:20:53,350 Come on, let's go. 1007 01:21:04,450 --> 01:21:05,470 Ow, my back! 1008 01:21:07,050 --> 01:21:09,010 David, calm down. Put the gun away. 1009 01:21:10,910 --> 01:21:14,610 David, come on, we're a team. My problems are your problems. We are 1010 01:21:15,110 --> 01:21:16,650 David, we can... He'll save the show. 1011 01:21:16,950 --> 01:21:17,970 Will you stop saying that? 1012 01:21:18,310 --> 01:21:20,650 Don't you get it? I don't want to finish the show. 1013 01:21:20,910 --> 01:21:24,630 I'm losing a fortune on this thing. And every time I try to stop it, you people, 1014 01:21:24,730 --> 01:21:27,670 you know, you come up with a stupid, stupid, stupid idea. 1015 01:21:27,910 --> 01:21:32,390 David, give me the gun. No, I won't. You know, I don't need it. I mean, head 1016 01:21:32,390 --> 01:21:34,390 poisoning? Head poisoning? 1017 01:21:34,650 --> 01:21:35,650 What were you thinking? 1018 01:21:35,950 --> 01:21:37,810 I'm going to get off this show even if I have to kill you. 1019 01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:39,810 Kill you? 1020 01:21:40,130 --> 01:21:41,130 Yeah, that's the ticket. 1021 01:21:42,170 --> 01:21:45,130 Hey, hasta la vista, boobie. 1022 01:21:45,940 --> 01:21:47,060 Look, it's the Pope surfing! 1023 01:22:42,890 --> 01:22:43,890 Oh my... 1024 01:23:11,310 --> 01:23:14,150 of oppressors about this. They're going to be banging down your doors wanting to 1025 01:23:14,150 --> 01:23:15,150 hire you. 1026 01:23:15,490 --> 01:23:16,530 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 1027 01:23:17,270 --> 01:23:18,270 What about you? 1028 01:23:19,130 --> 01:23:21,510 Oh, I still have to finish my snake movie. 1029 01:23:22,150 --> 01:23:23,150 Maybe I can help. 1030 01:23:24,990 --> 01:23:25,990 Works for me. 1031 01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:13,680 Look at you. 1032 01:26:35,790 --> 01:26:37,210 They're so tan and so sexy. 1033 01:26:38,310 --> 01:26:39,790 Oh, but when Bill and I. 1034 01:26:41,130 --> 01:26:43,210 There's one that looks just like Bobby. 1035 01:26:44,410 --> 01:26:45,410 Genie tiny and. 1036 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,340 My girl and I, we go surfing. 1037 01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:20,820 We roll around in the sand. 1038 01:27:21,860 --> 01:27:24,140 We take rides on my Harley. 1039 01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,820 She likes holding my hand. 1040 01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:30,220 We go up and hug on the boardwalk. 1041 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:32,460 And make out under the pier. 1042 01:27:33,820 --> 01:27:35,400 She's my cool hot potato. 1043 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,060 I like her better than... 1044 01:27:54,380 --> 01:27:55,380 I have to be smart. 1045 01:27:55,820 --> 01:28:02,720 I love my fancy tarts. If I want to cook and think, then I'll just go out in 1046 01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:03,720 my shrimp.